Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...