Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity