Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...