Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...