Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...