Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...