why
Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.