Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...