Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...