God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Bunch of good one-liners
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To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...