yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
A woman’s dictionary
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As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Lawyers on a jury
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Lawyers give irrelevant information
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A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.