Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
McNally
|McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....