Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...