A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...