No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...