The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...