I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...