Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...