Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...