What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...