During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...