Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...