Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...