This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
La Machine
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Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
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Biker boss in Heavan.
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