Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...