Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...