Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...