Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
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MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
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Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
How to be a Good Wife
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