Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.