Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...