A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...