Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...