Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
I have a magical dancing duck
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Relationships to Weddings
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Keeping a high profile in an office
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Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Breast Awareness
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