New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...