The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...