Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...