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Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...