Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response...
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...