Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...