Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T