Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....