If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...