Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....