Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....