Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...