Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...