140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!