How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...