Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...