White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...