An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...