Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...