Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...